June 13, 2017

Ok, first off, I want to make something clear: I’m not drunk right now. I promise. I’m merely here to talk calmly and soberly about why June, also known as “the marriage month,” is a huge scam and also a bad thing. I would like to posit that it is perhaps the worst mon...

May 1, 2017

“May the force be with you.” You may be asking, “How can I celebrate this very important day?” We have the answer: A walking and drinking history tour.

October 27, 2016

Buddy, pal, look, I’m gonna tell you some cool jazz right now. Is that what the kids are saying? Cool jazz? That’s not important. What’s important is I’ve just discovered one of the best ways to experience anything in the whole world forever. Did that make sense? Wanna...

September 20, 2016

An Argument For Why The Federal Government Is Full Of Godless Heathens

Hello dear reader. I would like to talk to you about the largest issue facing this great nation of the United States of America. What’s that, I hear you say? Difficulties in discussing race and the e...

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