June 13, 2017

Ok, first off, I want to make something clear: I’m not drunk right now. I promise. I’m merely here to talk calmly and soberly about why June, also known as “the marriage month,” is a huge scam and also a bad thing. I would like to posit that it is perhaps the worst mon...

May 1, 2017

“May the force be with you.” You may be asking, “How can I celebrate this very important day?” We have the answer: A walking and drinking history tour.

January 19, 2017

         Valentine’s Day is right around the corner, and if you’re like me, the scent of love floating throughout the air is especially pungent. It’s hard not to be somewhat aware of the distaste this humble holiday faces, especially since it’s also known as “Single’s...

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