June 13, 2017

Ok, first off, I want to make something clear: I’m not drunk right now. I promise. I’m merely here to talk calmly and soberly about why June, also known as “the marriage month,” is a huge scam and also a bad thing. I would like to posit that it is perhaps the worst mon...

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An Argument For Why The Federal Government Is Full Of Godless Heathens

Hello dear reader. I would like to talk to you about the largest issue facing this great nation of the United States of America. What’s that, I hear you say? Difficulties in discussing race and the e...

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